Mathematical Formula to Ensure Success in a Relationship

Mathematical Formula to Ensure Success in a Relationship 

Enduring relationship = Love (B*d) + Compatibility (sexual: emotional: intellectual: shared sense of humor) + financial assets +/- The In-law Factor x Child stress(ⁿ) + Satisfaction quotient / time                             

(B*d): This factor takes into account the fact that love tends to be blind and must therefore be heavily discounted.

  1. (n): The number of children exponentially contributes to stress in a relationship.
  2. The In-Law factor usually calculates to a negative value, except in very rare circumstances when the In-Law is incredibly wealthy.
  3. Time…….over time things change. For better or for worse

Given these factors, the odds against endurance are a long shot at best.

I’ll buy you a diamond ring, my friend,

If it makes you satisfied.

I’ll get you anything my friend,

If it keeps you by my side.

But I don’t care too much for money,

Cause money can’t buy me love

(The Beatles: Can’t Buy Me Love)

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