Universal Medical truths

Easily Understood Universal Medical Advice: Don’t Do It

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Don’t Do It…….

Hey, I was under the weather and I wasn’t getting better

So, I went to get a physical check and when I went to the Doc

It was a heck of a shock

He told me told me boy you are a miserable wreck

He said your liver’s all swollen and your stomach’s got a hole in it

From drinking too much for too long

And there’s a good indication

You got bad circulation cause your blood pressure’s almost gone

And you got no reflexes in your solar plexus when I tap you on the top of your knees

He said your pulse ain’t steady and your lungs getting ready to collapse every time that you breathe.

And at the rate you’re going all the tests are showing that boy you’ll never live to get old

But I came up with a plan to make you healthy again

But son you got to do what you’re told

And then he told me

If you dig it…Don’t do it

And if you like it, better leave it alone

And if it’s too much fun that ought to clue you son

That you’re probably doing something that’s wrong

And I’m surprised at you and all the things you do

Boy cause that ain’t what your body is for

And if you think it’s bad so far wait til after this guitar

Cause the doctor said a whole lot more

He told me cut out your boozin’ quit those drugs you been usin’

And don’t be smokin’ no cigarettes

And you know, love on a stranger now days boy,

Man, it’s just like playing Russian roulette

And get that grease out your diet; better boil it don’t fry it

And don’t chew no more barbecue

I wouldn’t tell you no lie so take this rule, and apply

My son, now listen to what you got to do

And then he told me

If you dig it…Don’t do it

And if you like it, better leave it alone

And if it’s too much fun that ought to clue you son, ha, you’re probably doing something that’s wrong

And if it’s too good to ya well don’t let it fool ya cuase you’re playing in the danger zone

And I kept waiting and waiting for the man to finish but the sucker just went on and on

And then he told me better cut out all sweets

And don’t be cramping yo feet

In them pointy toed I-talian shoes

And he said boy look it here you’re gonna damage you’re ears

Playin’ them loud rock, rhythm, and blues

And if a rabbit won’t eat it buddy you don’t need it

That’s the rules of your new menu

You better get you a pen, I ain’t gonna say it again

Cause there’s a whole lot more that you need to do

You need to lose some weight,

You need to stand up straight

Boy your posture is a terrible disgrace

You need to suck in your gut you need to tuck in your butt

You need to clear them zits up off-a your face

And then he told me

If you dig it…Don’t do it

And if you like it, better leave it alone

And if it’s too much fun that ought to clue you son

Yeah, you’re probably doing something that’s wrong

And if it’s too good to ya don’t’ let it fool ya

Cause you’re playing in the danger zone

And I kept waiting and waiting for the man to finish

But the sucker just went on and on

and on and on and on and on….

  

Little Charlie and the Night Cats

Big Break Album

Alligator Records 1989

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